Uh Oh, Kids. These Reporters Have Deciphered Your Secret Emoji Code!

Kids these days, with their Snapgrams and Instaface. Who can even keep up with it all?

Certainly not the reporters at Q13 Fox in Seattle, Washington. Those doofuses are naive enough

to believe that a simple 🌺 emoji means "flower." Little do they know that this is all part of a secret

emoji code created by teens so their parents don't understand what they are texting their friends about.

But intrepid reporter John Hopperstad blew the lid right off of this story, which will certainly be shortlisted

for the Pulitzer. The story went viral when a 19-year-old named Bryan tweeted video of the segment

with the caption, "Alright, who snitched?"

So, here it is. Your Official Guide to Texting and Tweeting Like a Tween:

🤐👫 = Don't tell your parents.

🦊 = Sneak out

☠️➡️🔥 = Die in a fire

🌺 = Drugs

🐸 = "I think you're ugly."

👀 = "Send me naked pictures of you."

Thanks to John Hopperstad's hard-hitting journalism, you can now save your children from cyberbullying

and drugs. For his next reporting assignment, I hope he can uncover what "on fleek" means.

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